Dear Mr. Black Warlord Regalia

Dear Mr. Black Warlord Regalia,

I wish to inform you that you are being retired. I realize you may have thought you had more time due to the inefficiency of Mr. Workbench. However Mr. PRNG has intervened and delivered suitable legendary helm and pauldrons. This along with Ms. Gwenfara Shroud's desire to move up has rendered you, sad to say, obsolete in the post-r185 world.

I'm sure you will agree that an increase of almost 200 base damage; 8% armor damage reduction; 4% resistance damage reduction; along with 3k more HP cannot be ignored.

You may argue that Ms. Shroud's usefulness is limited with only 3% more travel speed and an attack speed line that did not reach another breakpoint. However both more travel speed the next breakpoint will be achieved when Mr. Workbench eventually delivers. (After all Mr. Workbench cannot be replaced since he is related to upper management.)

While you may have believed that the extra concentration you provided would be irreplaceable this turned out not to be the case. Recently Mr. DTU delivered enough runes that 3 consecutive EAs can still be used without you.

You may be relieved to know that you will not be headed to Mr. Smith to be melted straight away. Out of respect and gratitude for your service I have arranged a comfy little place for you in the locker. If you get lonely you will be joined soon by Mr. Bloodtooth whose also suffers from the same lack of base values and ability to utilize core crafting. I'm not sure how soon this will happen though as, once again, I am waiting on Mr. Workbench.

So again, sorry to see you go and thank you for your service.

Luck be with ye,
Mikey,
Tegan

 

thank you for your great help, Family BWR

 

Rest in Peace, mighty Black Warlord Regalia. You shall be sorely missed.

 

Who is he? I never met him